Paddles

Where to get it

Several places, depending on type, sporting good stores (ping pong), university book stores (fraternity), adult toy stores (more conventional). Paddles are also a pretty easy make it yourself item, as long as you sand, sand, sand :)

How to use it

Your basic swing and hit motion. Good targets are the buttocks, and upper thighs. Definitely get something that feels good in your hands and in a swinging motion. Paddles of different weights can be used to give differing amounts of thud vs sting.

Safety tips, or words of caution

It is very easy to leave wounds more severe than you intended to, so start soft with your swings, and work your way up. You can always hit them again, but it's impossible to un-hit them, even once.

Approximate cost

$5-$50 depending on style and wood

StormCat's Purr rating

Purrrr! Purrrr! Purrrr! Purrrr! Purrrr! Purrrr! Purrrr! (8 of 9)

A very good basic toy, I have just a ping pong paddle so far, (the one rated highest of the selection for speed and accuracy ;). It's comfortable in my hand, and lands well on Morn's ass.

Morn's rating

pain scale: Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch! (5 of 10)
likeable scale:Ohhh!Ohhh!Ohhh!Ohhh!Ohhh!Ohhh!Ohhh!Ohhh! (8 of 10)

Well, both scales can really depend on your master's mood and how hard he hits you. It generally isn't bad at first but as the number of strokes increase so does the stinging sensation. I would actually rather get hit with this than anything else b/c it's more of a "thud" rather than a sting, which I tend to enjoy more.



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